acireal:

something between fuck off and fuck me

(via hornyforhairy)

charmingcatastrophe:

nonbinaryfrancisabernathy:

avoidantproblems:

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

(via dutchster)

squorkal:

janetbrown711:

thorinobsessed:

imaginarylock:

crockpotcauldron:

alx-972:

nadhie:

nadhie:

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’
he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

I want it

okay but have you considered

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

(via dulect)

heyblackrose:

I really want my future daughter to grow up with more confidence than I did.

(via thelittlemermaidhoe-deactivated)

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

(via hotwhiteguy)

happiersuggestion:

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

(via princessgetswhatprincesswantsxx)

equipo:

Originally posted by jkeeree

Una sola viñeta puede decir muchas cosas, y precisamente eso es lo que demuestra con maestría @bomberoesmipasion en su blog.